by Xx_cockbuster_xX February 18, 2024

slang for wanting to kill and mutilate anyone and everyone in the general vicinity of the speaker
if someone ever says this to you, run.
if someone ever says this to you, run.
by FunLuke February 21, 2024

by scc4you November 27, 2017

hop off means leave me the fuck alone and stop bothering me, usually used on people who are annoying, clingy, have a girlfriend, and/or talk too much
Friend 1: Hop off
Friend 2: mrs sells her body on the internet because she cant find a real job just told me to hop off
Friend 2: mrs sells her body on the internet because she cant find a real job just told me to hop off
by nfanofneqawfio October 3, 2023

hop off my dick. Dickriding the person, following them, asking them questions, etc. Usually some white person who wants to be part of the black kids group.
by CHSGangGang October 24, 2019

by cumshotfh July 8, 2023

Hop on Hearthstone is an invitation to experience medieval vengeance with flair and chickpeas. First, you’re strapped to the Iron Chair, slathered in warm, garlic-infused hummus, because why not add insult to injury? Next, they shove the Pear of Anguish where the sun don’t shine, now zestfully hummus-coated for “maximum flavor.” Then, you’re strapped to the Breaking Wheel, spun like a sad rotisserie chicken while Fabio, the flamboyant executioner, pelts you with hummus grenades. The crowd? Chanting “YAS QUEEN!” as your dignity crumbles like dry pita. It’s gay. It’s gory. And it’s gluten-free.
by Man i love Hearthstone February 4, 2025
