smoking with the gods

smoking a plethora of weed that you are so high you experince an enlightening trip from the gods and, and get blessed by the most based of gods

I was smoking with the gods on sunday, we ended up getting lost in the forest after dark. #hustle

by Tepsaucey December 28, 2015

God of the Goons

A 2011 indie online film starring Lord Hector Diono™
A term used to describe a living urban legend an O.G.
A noble title given to former gang leaders in any urban society made popular by Lord Hector Diono™

The film entitled "God of the Goons" can be seen on Youtube.com

by Associated Press of UK October 12, 2019

god gejmr

David.

Ten David to zahrál na Davida (god gejmra)

by dcaevd June 12, 2020

OUR GOD

Our God is a large rooster, who lots of people praise to. There are numerous hate groups against them, however, the Our God supporters ignore them and are generally a lot cooler than them. Such hate groups are "OUR GOD Haters" which fell apart after a day, "PEKINGESE" which is one guy with a hairy dog, and OMEN, who OUR GOD supporters captured.

Loser) Howdy, who are you?
Chad) I'm OUR GOD SUPPORTER #11
Loser) Well, I hate OUR GOD!
Chad) Fuck you too!

by memer 69 March 12, 2021

the volcano god

The great and powerfully god of volcanoes who was trapped in the form of a skinny white male by a penguin. He is meme obcessed.

Also, his pp is over 1500 feet long.

ALL HAIL THE VOLCANO GOD, WITH THAT OH SO LARGE PP!

by Kumtukey fly chimken November 27, 2018

Sandwich God

The Almighty Sandwich God. He controls all the Sandwich slaves, the sandwich farmers, and everyone else sandwich related. He has the ability to turn people into sandwiches. Can also simply poke someone and that person will have a brain tumor. (Only way to protect yourself from that is to wear a beanie or have a lot of hair) He is the Almighty Sandwich God and no one will get in his way. Not even his freckle fetish.

Dying Man: uhhhhhhh
Dying Man's friend: What do you think could have caused this?
Dying Man: I don't think what caused this, i know.
*pulls friend in closer* It was Sandwich God, he did "The Poke"
Dying Man's friend: *Gasp*

by Weallfun September 18, 2019

God's Pencil

One's own firm turd used for writing, generally on a public restroom wall.

Well, we turned up to the board meeting, and someone had used God's pencil to write their name on the board table.

by p'kaw! July 5, 2014