Goated

When you pretend you're not jealous of a marriage well being their best friend. Then later convince one of them to leave their significant other for you.

Buddy was so close I called him my brother and he f****** goated me

by Consummate Hate September 7, 2021

Peruvian Goat Saddle

When giving anal, the top says “saddle up, partner” and proceeds to slide upwards on the bottoms back while keeping penetration. The top will then grab the hair of the bottom and twist it around their grips as if they were goat horns. The sexual activity will then continue while in a concerning amount of pain

Woman: “Babe, let’s spice it up tonight, it’s been kinda boring in bed recently”
Man: “Yeah I agree, let’s do something crazy, like the Peruvian Goat Saddle”
Woman: “The fuck is that?”

by YoCug41 June 6, 2025

roman is goated at video games

roman was here and roman is SHIT

roman is goated at video games, (NOT) he's shit

by l_v 0_7 August 16, 2023

drowns your goat

When you feel like being a kind of psychotic idiot and don't believe in the floating of boats, but rather the drowning of goats.

"Hey I think we should take a break."

Well, whatever drowns your goat."

by alex bezzina September 6, 2017

GOAT

A name carried by a certain Formula One driver from Montréal, Canada. He drives a blue car and likes to bang walls.

''Mate, did you see the GOAT hit turn 14 in Abu Dhabi??''
''Definitely, he was so good he had to crash the car in order to let the other drivers have a shot at the win.''

by Phibunsongkhram January 10, 2023

THE MILK OF A GOAT

The contagious positive energy created after someone makes someone else feel special. G.O.A.T. Greatest of All Time

THAT'S HOW YOU MILK A GOAT RIGHT THERE. HOW STRONG IS THE MILK OF A GOAT?

by CITCYB July 26, 2022

goat

goofy old and talented

aunt emmy, you da goat!

by meanieweaniechickendinney September 10, 2020