there are too many melons in my fruit bowl

something you shout when there is in fact too many melons in my fruit bowl

*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT

by aphmaufan October 3, 2023

california fruit rain

a dust of short and misty rain drops while in you're in the state of california

"what the hell is this, california fruit rain?"

by thisguy17 November 4, 2021

Fruit snack

A gay person typically one that you would find attractive

Wow, lil nas x is a fruit snack

by Fruit snack October 7, 2021

National Throw a piece of fruit (unspecified)day

Throw a piece of fruit(unspecified) on October 14th

Me: Guess what day it is my dear friend
Friend: what?
Me: You're a piece of fruit, today is the 14th of October.
Friend: oh no not National Throw A Piece of Fruit (Unspecified)day

by Oakridge October 21, 2021

Strangle Fruit

Strangle Fruitex vi'stest me favor sustenencex, as'r me is Doquitour Spankoflex, am very knaglegde on subgect

Dr Spankoflex: Jist Strangle Fruit, thankeks fori'st this meel hyumen

Dr ██████: What the hell are you saying?

by Aproximately November 1, 2021

Fruits

A term to express extreme outrage or anger.

P1: "Doesn't this Covid stuff make you angry?"

P2: "Ohh yeah, I'm fruits"

by A D Lope July 23, 2021

Fruit killer

A tall cup with knives at the bottom...
They say that if you see it...

It will follow you until you die....

Banana: ITS THE FRUIT KILLER RUN

Apple: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE

pineapple: THE FRUIT KILLER KILLED MY KID

Pear: this is fine :)

by asshole <3 July 30, 2021