vodka friday

every friday is when you drink a shit ton of vodka. it's mandatory to drink as much as possible, since that's the friday way

hey it's finally vodka friday

i can't wait until vodka friday

by retired jeff July 31, 2020

Black Friday bottleneck

The human logjam that develops at the front door of a store as too many people try to rush in to get to discounted items. People are shoved, knocked down and crushed against doors as people race to stuff that probably costs the same as it does all year. Black Friday, Black Friday beatdown, shopping, 1/2 price, discounted, coupons, Christmas presents, fistfights, stampede, Christmas, tvs, checkout lines, superstores, logjam

I’m staying in the car until people calm down. We’ve got a Black Friday bottleneck at the front of the store and people are getting nasty.

by joecoolthefool November 23, 2018

Black Friday

A day, particularly on a Friday where a group of gay black men have a massive gay sex party in which one takes all of the men’s cocks in different places

Look at that guy he experience Black Friday last week, he’s barely walking

by BBCINYOURBOOTAY June 10, 2023

fist a guy friday

when you have had a long day and you go crack a cold one and just wanna fist your buddy/friend

come on caden let me do it it’s “fist a guy friday”

by gang member 69 November 2, 2023

not gay if it’s friday

This is when two men have sexual activities on Friday but if it’s a Friday it wouldn’t make either men gay.

Kyle: Wanna have sex bro?
John: No that’s weird bro.
Kyle: No, it’s not, because it’s not gay if it’s friday

by jackhom13 August 18, 2023

friday night funkin

a shitty overhyped game by ninjamuffin99, commonly played by little kids in elementary school and is just a generic rhythm game

person 1:hey wanna play a friday night funkin game on roblox
person 2:fuck no that game is overrated

by nfllover0291 November 6, 2022

Bra Free Friday

Just like Free Boob Friday in 2014, Bra Free Friday is the day when ladies have the choice of going braless for the whole day while wearing a tight top to not only show off their awesome boob curves but also their perky nips. The purpose is to celebrate the upcoming weekend and to torture dudes all around all day long! Also, it is a pretty good day to do laundry.

Joe: What is happening today? Why are all the girls braless?
Bob: Don't you remember? It's Bra Free Friday!
Joe: Oh yeah! The best day of the week!

by CrazyKreed September 29, 2024