December 17th

Give your boyfriend head day

Girl: it’s time for some head

Boy: why
Girl: it’s December 17th

by I like titties December 9, 2020

December 3rd

The day where you give your crush a fist bump or a hug

Ophelia: *gives joe mama a hug and fist bump*
Joe mama: why’d u do that

Ophelia:bc it’s December 3rd

by chloepotter8 December 2, 2019

Dick DECEMBER

When you bang on the month of December 😎

Patrick: No Nut November It’s on I am saving it for Dick December

Spongebob: bring it to me on December ;)

by Gabriela Lievano November 2, 2018

Stealing December

A wannabe edgy band that broke apart in the early 2000s. Remaining member Brandon Langer is now a strings teacher.

Person 1: Hey, remember Stealing December?
Person 2: Yeah, the band our string ensemble teacher was in?
Person 1: Did you know they went on tour with Paramore?

Person 2: Yeah, Brandon Langer won’t shut up about it.

by Casko October 19, 2017

December 10th

On December 10th all Roblox players dress up as a noobs to remember the good days

Friend: why are u a noob
Me: beacuse it’s December 10th

by anonymous December 7, 2020

December 14

The crackhead was usually born this day, she probably makes you lose your marbles but she makes the day so much fun. -crackhead friend

Bailey: oh look it’s Kayleigh, she’s the crackhead

Austin: She was born December 14
Kayleigh: AKHSU DAY AJJSHCHF

by CRACKHEAD FREIND December 18, 2019

12 December

Today’s 12 December is the chance for all charbel to date someone and flirt with anyone take that chance boys

Yoo today’s 12 December we can flirt with anyone

by icee🥶🔥 December 12, 2020