Smoke Cock

Smoking Cock was defined as 1000 times gayer than sucking cock by one of the most respected Counter Strike Source players Nigga Jones.

Do you smoke cock all day?

by potato chips August 4, 2009

Cock Hangover

The headache, feeling of lethargy and slightly blurred vision occuring after an all-night sex romp with a horny, sex-starved man.

I'm having a terrible time focusing on work today. My boyfriend was out of town for a week and just got back last night...now I have the worst cock hangover!

by prettykitty1 October 30, 2010

cock trample

a man with an erect penis sitting with his legs out and boner on the ground allows a women wearing large high heels to repeatedly stomp on his erect penis

Caleb: "you my dick is so bruised from last night"
Emilee: " did i cock trample you too hard?"

by jaryd2long4u July 16, 2011

cock monkey

One who swings from cock to cock like a monkey swings from branch to branch.

Jason sprayed me again with an upside-down can of compressed air...what a cock monkey.;

by teh pwn jAs0n August 26, 2005

cock paste

White viscous fluid ejected from a man's penis during ejaculation. Ejaculate. Sperm.

see also: baby gravy, man paste, man custard, cock paste, cum, jizz, root juice, seed, semen, sperm, spunk, and splooge.

Eric is such a whore, he cannot get enough cock paste in his ass.
or
I drilled Chris long and hard and finally filled her pussy with my cock paste.

by Monkey Boy February 19, 2004

cock washer

the mouth of a man or a woman

Will you shut your cock washer and let me talk!

by sawzallkustoms November 19, 2005

dream cock

Any phallus that you come across in a dream. It can be your own, it could grow out of your forehead, it could sprout out of the rose garden, one could very well be chasing you.

The flaccid dream cock soon became erect.

by Krievi March 10, 2005