Carson Cock

Big juicy mighty triumphant and majestic Cock. Normal length is 69 inches. Full chubbed is 429 inches.. HE CAN LAST HOURS

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Smoke Cock

Smoking Cock was defined as 1000 times gayer than sucking cock by one of the most respected Counter Strike Source players Nigga Jones.

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Cock Hangover

The headache, feeling of lethargy and slightly blurred vision occuring after an all-night sex romp with a horny, sex-starved man.

I'm having a terrible time focusing on work today. My boyfriend was out of town for a week and just got back last night...now I have the worst cock hangover!

by prettykitty1 October 30, 2010

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cock trample

a man with an erect penis sitting with his legs out and boner on the ground allows a women wearing large high heels to repeatedly stomp on his erect penis

Caleb: "you my dick is so bruised from last night"
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by jaryd2long4u July 16, 2011

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cock monkey

One who swings from cock to cock like a monkey swings from branch to branch.

Jason sprayed me again with an upside-down can of compressed air...what a cock monkey.;

by teh pwn jAs0n August 26, 2005

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White viscous fluid ejected from a man's penis during ejaculation. Ejaculate. Sperm.

see also: baby gravy, man paste, man custard, cock paste, cum, jizz, root juice, seed, semen, sperm, spunk, and splooge.

Eric is such a whore, he cannot get enough cock paste in his ass.
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I drilled Chris long and hard and finally filled her pussy with my cock paste.

by Monkey Boy February 19, 2004

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