small weiner club

For the tiny dick people in this world
we treat them like gods
so they can forget the pain of their girls laughing at how small it was
for the three nanometer defeaters
Created by oompaville

Me: im gonna join the small weiner club cus why not
Tod: same man, my three milimeter defeater could use some appreciation
Me: why is yours so big man? i got a three nanometer defeater...

by honorary Mexican April 13, 2022

Click Clack Club

To have sex on a train. The train version of an airplanes mile high club.

Ash and I went into the train bathroom and became members of the Click Clack Club.

by Pridam76 April 19, 2022

tufty club

An association of paedophiles (kiddy fiddlers)

I'm a paid up member of our local masonic lodge, a scout master and I'm treasurer of our local "tufty club".

by PC John Wankworthy October 1, 2003

Our buddy club

Something that you are not a part of.

Agent Washington: Church, I think we have a lead on the meta.
Caboose: Be quiet. You are not in our buddy club/

by Chris le Great July 17, 2009

Pretty Boy Club

Only the prettiest boys in the Susquehanna area are allowed to become members of this selective organization. Also known as "The PBC," people look up to these boys in awe of their pure beauty. The executive positions fluctuate weekly based upon their performance. Of course demotions and promotions are up to others in the club.

I want to be in the Pretty Boy Club.

by Mybestpickle May 18, 2011

Country Club Keto

also known as pretentious keto or gated community keto - the belief that only organic, grass fed, non-artificial sweeteners etc. can be eaten on the Keto diet. Like country clubs, there is a economic barrier to entry for most and once you're in, you realize the people are snobs, you should have saved your money, and you miss your poor friends.

You: I'm on the keto diet! Only organic and clean foods for me!
Me: Dude! You're doing country club keto. Save your money and have a bunless Quarter Pounder with Cheese!

by Jed Edwards August 26, 2018

Miami Rowing Club

A rowing club in Miami, FL also known as MRC. The mens varsity lightweight 8 currently hold the best time for a 2K in the US and the women are nothing to mess with either. When they erg they blast house music and when they race they win.

Girl1: What's all that noise?
Girl2: It's the guys from Miami Rowing Club blasting house music again.
Girl1: They're so cool

Guy1: Who are we racing in today's regatta?
Guy2: Miami Rowing Club
Guy1: We're gonna lose

by somebodysomewheresometime November 8, 2012