Phantom beef is when you enter a room or other enclosed area and are certain that somebody has or is farting in it but nobody is there to blame it on. Not to be confused with a bathroom that smells like somebody just blew the shitter off the hinges. Totally different.
Dude, were you in the mop closet today? I went in there for some paper towels and it stunk like shit.
Nah bruh, I was in there yesterday and it didn't smell, must be phantom beef.
Nah bruh, I was in there yesterday and it didn't smell, must be phantom beef.
by The phantom dangler July 21, 2016
Get the phantom beefmug. by k-pog July 2, 2004
Get the beef townmug. This is when you position the girl/guy in water until only the nose is sticking out. You then begin to deepthroat your partner while controling her breathing.
by beaner101 January 20, 2010
Get the beef snorklemug. When you've treated your significant other very well and it is time for you to get it on like donkey kong. Sometimes you don't even have to be nice if it is your birthday.
Richard enjoyed his beef stroganoff so much. Glad I made it extra creamy and hot. He went for two helpings.
by Lisa Colbert January 30, 2019
Get the beef stroganoffmug. I showed Michelle the twig and berries and she started beef shamin me. The giggles turned my outie into an innie
by TheGreatBrandini June 25, 2017
Get the beef shaminmug. When a girl is out in a mini-skirt, in cold weather, especially without pantyhose, tights or panties. The cold can cause her beef curtains (see definition: beef curtains) to freeze together into a beef keel.
Sarah: 'I was out walking the other day, and while I was on the bridge I caught an updraft and got the hardest beef keel.'
by Blairish June 16, 2008
Get the beef keelmug. I was at the gym yesterday and this beef brondo destroyed the bitches by flexing his abs and biceps.
by briondo beach brondo August 11, 2010
Get the Beef Brondomug.