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The Bob Blues

Period of sadness that occurs after about a month of having a bob that you either spontaneously cut yourself or got cut at a salon, the longer the original length of your hair the worse the hair-depression.
"OMG queen you got a bob" - A
"I love it" - B

*1-2 months later*

"Damn bitch, i miss my long hair, this shit is annoying" - B
"Ah . . . I see you have the bob blues : (" - A
by OOP_Queeb November 20, 2020
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blue clam

The feeling a woman gets in her vagina when she hasn't had sex in a long time or the feeling she gets after sex and didn't climax
I haven't had sex in a week, I think I have blue clam. The sex was so bad now I have blue clam.
by pynkyscookies May 7, 2015
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Poser Blues

The lamentation over the realization that the sudden increase in the Punk population was due to Warp Tour coming through town, and the equally sudden decrease when it's passed means it was just a bunch of posers.

Note- Warped Tour has no affiliation with the posers it creates/attracts, it is just an event that always seems to create/gather them.
Sad that all the new punk boys you were checking out at the mall came from warped tour? Seems to me like you got the Poser Blues
by Orbindo June 21, 2010
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blue chipper

A highly valued person, especially a sports player.
I’ve interviewed many famous people, like Jay-Z or Michael Jordan. So, you see, I get blue chippers on my show.
by Fppm2207 May 23, 2018
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blue stinger

1. (noun) situation in which one puts a very cold object (such as ice cubes or popsicles) into one's asshole.

Also can be spelled "bluestinger" or "blue-stinger."
1. Yesterday I got an ice cube out of the freezer and gave myself a blue stinger; it was very painful, but it gave me a boner.
by Milo Von Arroe July 20, 2007
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Blue socks

Socks people wear in psych wards that are emergency patients with serious problems.

It’s a bar from broken angel hospital by Sematary.

“Fuck a psych ward, I don't want no blue socks”
Man you’re crazy you deserve some blue socks. Don’t be like a jack ass or you’ll get run over.
by The messageman October 29, 2022
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blue rooster

Morning wood after a failed night with no sex!
She teased me all night at the bar I took her home and she left me frustrated! Woke up this morning with a hell of a Blue Rooster!
by Thunder Head! September 26, 2019
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