Alaskan Pipeline

When a person poops in a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.

Melvin: "Hey luke, I have something special for you!"
Luke: "Oh yeah daddy, what's that?"
Melvin: "Bend over, and find out!"
Luke: "Oooo, it's cold. Did you Alaskan Pipeline me again!"

by Eco Afela July 8, 2023

Alaskan Pipeline

The act of shitting in a condom, freezing it until solid, and using it as a dildo.

Kobe gave himself an Alaskan pipeline last night.

by Gusty_Aeroplane July 30, 2023

Alaskan Tampon

A $10 Hammer.purchaed from the local ace hardware. Use the $10 hammer to complete 8 hours of pounding while building a cabin. Once complete, take the hammer to your air b and b. Wash and dry the hammer in the on site washer and dryer. Insert Alaskan Tampon in you vagaina or mangina.

Bro we need to get back to the house. My Alaskan Tampon is starting to get too pounded.

by Alaskancreampi August 22, 2023

Alaskan Flob

A euphemism for an eskimo gentleman's yoghurt slinger

Hey Ollie, have you ever seen an Alaskan flob? I've heard theyre huge!

by Herbalfire September 20, 2023

Alaskan Mudslide

Fuck someone (male or female) up the ass. Dribble the mixture out of the anus on to the delivery guy. Tame on the back , casual on the chest , edgy on the face. Could be on another player.

Alaskan Mudslide-Alaskan MudssslllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeWheeeeeee!

by ShakesTC September 28, 2023

Alaya

A very fat guy extremely obsessed with anime and manga

Do you know that Mark is an Alaya?
Dude Wait is he really an Alaya
I thought he was way more cool than being an Alaya

by Bagelaya October 4, 2023

Alaskan powerwash

Like snow on a monument being washed off. When she gleefully accepts your manly decorations on her face. And now you need to clean her up before her dad sees , you proceed to hose her off with the contents of your bladder

She smiled in joy to receive his load on her willing face, he preceded to give her the Alaskan powerwash.

by Dangleebals October 10, 2023