candy shark

most slayful candy boom sis shark in the universe (candy shark community members only)

CS4L

hey candy shark, shall we go to the muffin truck?

by Candy Shark Merry Perry May 22, 2023

jersey shark

Bent over doggie style you place two fingers in the puss and one (thumb) in the tush

two fingers in the pink and one finger in the stink the jersey shark creeps in

by Dirty Jerzey December 14, 2013

shark

To ferviously look for dope where there may or may not be any, such as on the floor, on the bed sheets, the seats or floorboard of a vehicle.

The dopefiend didn't have money for dope and began to shark on his dealer's floor.

by psm070 June 6, 2018

Bonneville lake shark

The Bonneville lake shark was a shark found in lake Bonneville is the 1200 bc era it is 18 ft long and a white greyish color. The Bonneville fish shark is still found in the depths of bear lake. If you believe all of this you are retarded and your name is probably Peter.

The Bonneville lake shark is a fast shark

by Linnerdy July 18, 2025

Shark Attack

When in preparation for intercourse have your mate, buddy whatev paint a target on their hind-end (archer style) while both hands are on a hard surface (walls are perferred). Now while you prepare yourself with your custom fitted mexican wrestler Shark mask stand 5 yards away (cause you'll want a running start) and with a highly erect penis charge. Try it a few times practice makes perfect.

So we were playing Shark Attack last night and I keep pissing sideways.

by coffeyman February 20, 2011

the muddy mako shark

When you shit in a pregnant women’s mouth while punching her stomach and occasionally taking bites out of her boobs as you sing TMNT theme song.

That bitch wouldn’t shut up so I gave her the Muddy Mako Shark.

by zRozin January 27, 2021

internet shark

Probably some girl who posts a lot

Gina posts a lot, she is a internet shark

by Alec R. July 10, 2016