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Diddy’s Card Reader

When an man takes a whole bottle of (preferably used in Diddy’s card reader before) baby oil and puts it all over a girls pussy opening and then proceeds to swipe a credit card along the pussy (might be some cuts) until climax. The man keeps going until the woman fills up the entire bottle of baby oil with squirt, ready to be used again.
Los I’m gonna Diddy’s card reader you until you fill up Diddy’s whole collection of baby oil.
by Los’ Daddy June 27, 2025
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Playing Cards: Royal Flush

The gambler equinox weapon of Balanced Craftwars Overhaul. As I am typing this it is not currently released
I love the gambler class, Playing Cards: Royal Flush is so awesome.
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back up card

An extra person that you keep in your back pocket on a sense
"I won't be used as a back up card if you break up"
by Awesome cat guy July 4, 2016
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Face card

Face card is when someone is both subjectively and objectively beautiful. Everyone can be subjectively beautiful and everyone has at least one person who will match with them in the world and finds them subjectively beautiful. But face card is when someone is both subjectively and objectively beautiful.
Eg: Angelina Jolie is not just a face card she is a face economy
by Dephazz85 March 30, 2024
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carding

trying to buy shit with someones debit/credit card. Usually crypto/giftcards (to exchange for crypto). It is a 'viable' way of making money however the scene is riddled with scammers, so best to give it a pass.
Carding is dumb and stupid and you will probably end up wasting all your money on it
by Harry Hedberg April 19, 2023
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Straight Card

A person in a high energy group who decides to be much more clear headed, reasonable and serious than the others. May be regarded as a stiff, or a buzz kill when in reality: they're the most integral to the longevity and prosperity of the group. Is typically not the leader of a high energy group, but more of a guardian angel on the sidelines.
"Man, James is such a damn straight card. Bastard fought me for my keys that night. Yeah dude I was going to get us home safe. I only had like... eight small ones..."
by James The Chaperone February 23, 2025
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Larlee Cards

Larlee Cards is a drinking game created by the venerable Mr. Larlee of Demarest.

Player 1-???
The rules:
1. Place the deck on any surface
2. Choose who draws first (if your playing by yourself, pick yourself)
3. Draw a card
4. If the card is higher than 5, take a shot
5. If the card is lower than 5, take a shot
6. If the card is 5, take two shots
7. Play until someone blacks out
I just played Larlee cards and Amanda tried to get me to sleep with her best friend
by DutchMan117 March 8, 2011
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