You got a girlfriend yet mate?

The term said by your Pop at Christmas lunch that fills you with pure rage and a feeling of deep loneliness.

Aunty: That was such a good movie hahaha

Mum: I love the part where h-

Pop: you got a girlfriend yet mate?

Me: no hahaha *slowly crying inside

by Spuddy Bruv January 05, 2024

I almost said bless you

something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself

person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you

by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022

if you want to study biology in s4

stuff my science teacher says every day and low-key flex her biology sills

if you want to study biology in s4, you will learn more about this

by random ppl May 18, 2021

Bruv, you person squish

The act of flattening a person with a door.

HAHAHA OMG, bruv, you person squish

by TensHorniness July 14, 2021

boy you schleep

When an individual is acting wild or dumb. Or saying something totally irrelevant.

This boy Lucas over here blarin his subs talkin bout how he can do backflips; boy you schleep

by Big daddy Landon January 26, 2016

you need to didnt hat

for when people have fucking strokes

eli, you need to didnt hat

by https.thebest March 25, 2021

As you do

A retarded way of saying 'like you do'

Me:Someone just kept talking through the movie.
You:As you do...
Me: I think you mean 'like you do'.

by DriesIsEenKut July 17, 2018