slob on my knob

slob on my knob
/släb/ /än,ôn/ /mī/ /näb/

1. to open the door for a lady to enter first

2. to indicate that a door handle is dirty

"Would you be so kind as to slob on my knob?"
"of course, m'lady."

"there is slob on my knob."

by Gentleman's Guide November 25, 2019

Want to make me clinch my fist

Make a person clinch their fist by fucking and/or more

Want to make me clinch my fist?😉

by Noway696969696 November 26, 2019

Wrapped around my finger

SFW phrase, used to explain fingering someone.

We went to the movies and I had her wrapped around my finger.

by Grayscale hero November 26, 2019

Fart on my Apple

To rain on someone’s parade

I hate it when that mother fucking cunt James comes around, he’s always tryin to fart on my Apple

by Lars Honey Toast 2000 November 27, 2019

Aroused My Suspicion

When something sexually arouses, but your too ashamed to say it

Tom Holland aroused my suspicion last night

by Br00ka November 27, 2019

Pee in my moms mouth

Yes

Yes pee in my moms mouth

by Crempent December 2, 2019

Jogging my wires

When someone keeps insistently harping on you.

Quit jogging my wires as I won't be responsible for when they short.

by S.F. SORROW December 3, 2019