by Miss light skin December 7, 2016
Get the you make my ass itch mug.A polite way to ask the lucky people who were born with the legendary skin of being able to camouflage in the dark to keep quiet . The dark is supposed to be a peaceful place and we DONT want noises coming from things we cannot see in the dark . A quick fix is to turn on the lights to deactivate their legendary skin . Please remind these chocolate people with the legendary skin of being able to disappear in the night to be silent at all times . This is to prevent confusions in the night .
"man shut yo monkey ass up lil nigga! you better watch out tonight cuz imma be in your closet waiting for you"
by abit too black person September 17, 2023
Get the shut yo monkey ass up mug.On October 31 of every year you must slap a person's ass to celebrate the holidays!
Its national slap ass day. Don’t forget to slap someone's ass ! Big, small, or thicc just slap it
Its national slap ass day. Don’t forget to slap someone's ass ! Big, small, or thicc just slap it
by Its me unknow thicc boy October 31, 2019
Get the October 31 national slap ass mug.a situation which you can not deal with, (cannot remove or shove in the saw 'coz either ways your ass is torn) or leave it as it is...
a situation in which no matter what you do you are fucked...
do and die, don't do and still die situation...
a situation in which no matter what you do you are fucked...
do and die, don't do and still die situation...
tony: hey, how is jimmy's relationship thingy goin on?
sam: dont ask! looks like jimmy's got the saw half way up the ass...
sam: dont ask! looks like jimmy's got the saw half way up the ass...
by chantyruby November 8, 2010
Get the saw half way up the ass... mug.When Tom found out his friend Bill was nailing his girl, he solved the issue by opening up a can of whoop ass on Bill.
by EatingTacosRightNow April 13, 2016
Get the opening up a can of whoop ass mug.On November 28, National Fake Ass Friend Dsy is a day when you expose all your fake friends that you thought you would’ve been grateful for, but they turned to be fake
Alex: Man Sally is fake as hell.
Rodger: You know national Fake Ass Friend Day is November 28? Just go on Social Media and post her.
Alex: WOW man, thx dude!
Rodger: You know national Fake Ass Friend Day is November 28? Just go on Social Media and post her.
Alex: WOW man, thx dude!
by MoveLikeASssssnake November 27, 2019
Get the National Fake Ass Friend Day mug.by Geykumes April 15, 2019
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