Dropped my controller

The act of killing a teammate in a video game for no apparent reason and need an excuse to say to not seem like a horrible person

Guy 1: (kills teammate)

Guy 2: Woah bro what was that for

Guy 1: Oops dropped my controller

by Ramonn00dles August 6, 2017

Razz my berries

They taste like a golden nutella extract inside a watermelon.

Mmm I would really like someone to razz my berries rn.

by Jeff1969 August 9, 2017

dems my

Those are mine

Dems my chips!

by Arkansas Honey August 10, 2017

oh my goxd

Another form of the historical "Oh My God"
This form of the popular phrase was derived from surprise and amusement at something absurd/morbid/extreme

A: "Our Daughter is an STD, K, plain and simple.. I'm sorry I did that to us. All of us... I just.. I just saw that booty and was like 'I gotta put my man-bits in that.' I am sorry."
K: "Oh My GoxD, Hahahahahah"

by Bananadile August 10, 2017

gets on my pecs

An expression in response to something that really annoys.

All this faffing about gets on my pecs.

by Oliverzip August 12, 2017

blowtorch my turtle

To cover her back with cum as she is curled in a ball on the ground hiding her head and limbs.

I really want Jimmy and his friends to blowtorch my turtle after we are done with the gang bang.

by GoldenDragonaire April 18, 2018

Get my cone on

To "get my cone on" refers to having sex with a bald man aka Conehead

Are you looking forward to tonight's date with Mike?
Hell yeah, going to get my cone on with that hot bald man

by Pootsicatsa August 14, 2017