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Signs a boy likes you

HE DONT SORRY
by Luzzia November 4, 2019
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Leroy: Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.
by goldengrey1776 May 30, 2024
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It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
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Night you out

Knock you out, send you into a coma, smack you up, send you dizzy, wanting to fight, black out.
I’ll absolutely night you out till you can’t get up.
I was absolutely nighted out last night after them drinks.

I sent one man on a night out after one lick into his jaw
by Jamal92st October 9, 2020
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that don't mean you ate

It does not mean you are all that or it does not mean you bib good or you are better than others
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pov: I'm better than you other that don't mean you ate
by Naomi girl by February 10, 2023
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