i sneezed three times

?WHAT IS 7 TIMES 8

ooh shit i bout to die -
wtf why-
i sneezed three times-
R.I.P-

by the match was rigged November 15, 2019

I farted and it’s stinky, everybody makes gas yeahhhh ahhh

On the D.S. I heard I farted and it’s stinky, everybody makes gas yeahhhh ahhh

I farted. I farted and it’s stinky, everybody makes gas yeahhhh ahhh

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 June 25, 2025

I put you in this world and i can take you right outta it

A thing most black parents say when their kid is misbehaving either in public or at home

Mom: Go do the damn dishes its been 3 hours
Child: Why do i have to listen to you?!
Mom: Well I put you in this world and I can take you right outta it

by isa6elita August 25, 2022

I-Ready

A form of torment or torture that gives people stress, anxiety, depression, autism, and adhd. It was created by the government to brainwash kids into liking it and using it more.

my teachers always made me do i-ready, i will never get those hours back. it made me realize how shitty the government is and made me an anarchist

by corageousdefiner739 October 2, 2023

I-Applophobia

The irrational fear of apple products. Not sponsored by android.

"Steve Jobless has I-Applophobia, I'm afraid. There's nothing I can do about it."

by defnotchronicallyonline April 3, 2025

I want to play a game.

Used when one wants to initiate in a board game with another. More commonly used with family/friends.

Jigsaw: I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.
Victim: Parcheesi or Scrabble?

by ??? Chungus October 11, 2023

I want to make a basket with people

A group of people involved in an orgy

I want to make a basket with people suh as ....

by Fuckmeinmyasshole69 September 21, 2016