excuses are like asses

A comparison of excuses to asses.

"Excuses are like asses, full of shit"
OR
"Excuses are like asses, full of holes"

by R@ndomProf@nity May 22, 2004

Fuck ass bob

A degenerate thing Americans say so they feel important and relevant.

This one time I said fuck ass bob out loud and this guy was like wow I think we should get married.

by Hanyan September 8, 2023

Laughing my fucking ass off

Longer Version of LMFAO. Basically for twats who cant express proper emotion or use grammar, also a shitty band who produce utter crap typical of this time period

LMFAO's Party rock was such a great song, Laughing my fucking ass off

by lovelifeallday February 24, 2012

Slap ass day- October 16

On October 16 you have permission to slap anyone’s butt.

Kevin: Hi Mia *slaps her ass*
Mia: 😳 “why did you do that?”
Kevin: it’s slap ass day- October 16

by therealnews01 October 15, 2019

the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?

The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

Cringe Ass Nae Nae Baby

Someone who just makes you cringe so hard that they be a Cringe Ass Nae Nae Baby

"damn that dude is a Cringe Ass Nae Nae Baby

by JeffMaine June 9, 2020

pre crack back ass fat

The extra skin that shows above the pant line when a female wears pants that are too tight.

Eww, look at that chick, She has pre crack back ass fat.

by SlickSista August 5, 2006