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Ass is Grass and i'm gonna mow it

a quote from Bob's burgers that Tina says. When someone's about to get beaten
Wow. She messed up so now her ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it
by bobsburger January 1, 2017
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More ass than a toilet seat

Implying that this "pimp" get's more action than you could ever imagine. Often used by poseurs, and white people that can't rap.* Perfect comeback- You get as much ass as a urinal. Snap.

*Just kidding.
<Idiot> Your gay.
<Not an idiot> You've probably never even made out with anyone.
<Idiot> You kiddin'? I get more ass than a toilet seat.
<Not an idiot> Yeah, right. You get as much ass as a urinal.
<Idiot> Your gay.
by Sw0rdPh1sh September 11, 2006
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4 in the ass 1 mowing the grass

When a man is fingering his gf with 4 fingers in her ass and on the thumb a razor is taped on and he proceeds to shave your pubes while simultaneously fingering her asshole
Hey Bro! I heard you did 4 in the ass 1 mowing the grass with your girlfriend last night before eating her out! Awesome!
by tinytingle December 26, 2020
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Open up a can of whoop-ass

What 'The Rock' does.
by anonymous N June 26, 2009
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Well fuck me in the ass, right?

'Well fuck me in the ass, right?' is something you would use when something just isn't going swell.
Rach: my texting got turned off..

Fwing: hey, well fuck me in the ass, right?
by fwinggg brasss October 7, 2010
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Fuck ass bob

A degenerate thing Americans say so they feel important and relevant.
This one time I said fuck ass bob out loud and this guy was like wow I think we should get married.
by Hanyan September 8, 2023
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excuses are like asses

"Excuses are like asses, full of shit"
OR
"Excuses are like asses, full of holes"
by R@ndomProf@nity May 22, 2004
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