I don’t know man

I don’t know man

“I don’t know man”

by Masked247 April 20, 2024

S m d t i c i y m

Suck my dick till I cum in your mouth

Girl: You look cute
Guy: S m d t i c i y m

by Kevin Alizerbtliz April 21, 2024

Sam I Ham

Sam I Am but ham.

"I am Sam, Sam I Ham"

"Have you seen Sam I Ham today?"

by Shanspareigon April 23, 2024

i am crying on the chicken

When something is really incredible, when there are no other words to describe the situation

Minecraft is such a good game bro I am crying on the chicken...

by vizelt April 23, 2024

I sexually identify as a walmart bag

"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.

- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!

by Narmak2 April 23, 2024

Damn I Love Frogs

Damn
I
Love

Frogs
An Acronym for DILF

Sarah: You see that hot dad over there?
Claire: Damn I Love Frogs
Sarah: I Agree

by CoreyTheFish April 23, 2024

Why did I even buy this mug?

What you might ask after buying a mug from Urban Dictionary.

1: Hey man, that mug sucks.
2: I thought it was funny, but now that I think of it, why did I even buy this mug?

by Why did I even buy this mug? April 24, 2024