by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025

The usage of “I cannot breef” (breath) is a colloquial term often used in the African American community when confronted by law enforcement during arrest which indicates guilt while attempting to resist and dissuade arresting party from doing their job.
L-a; call my momma they resting me fo nothin. Make sure you get this on video….”I can’t breef” let me go.
by Reelstepper August 25, 2025

I did some bad things
I swear I did it all for fun and it meant nothing
It never happened, it was a secret
Like when a tree falls in the forest, no one hears it
Another late night, another crazy mood
And I didn't think twice what it would do to you
I was a wild child, you always knew it
It was a matter of time before I blew it
Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat
Thou shall not get caught or you'll end up just like me, oh
Karma's a bitch, I should've known better
If I had a wish, I would've never effed around
When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist
Karma's a bitch
And she's with you right now
She is a good girl, I think she's boring (boring)
Believe me, twenty minutes later, you'll be snoring
But it still kills me that you hooked up with her (up with her)
And now the universe is giving me what I deserve (I deserve)
Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat (oh, whoa)
I'll write it down a thousand times and hope it sets me free, oh
Karma's a bitch, I should've known better
If I had a wish, I would've never effed around
When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist (karma)
Karma's a bitch (oh, whoa)
I swear I did it all for fun and it meant nothing
It never happened, it was a secret
Like when a tree falls in the forest, no one hears it
Another late night, another crazy mood
And I didn't think twice what it would do to you
I was a wild child, you always knew it
It was a matter of time before I blew it
Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat
Thou shall not get caught or you'll end up just like me, oh
Karma's a bitch, I should've known better
If I had a wish, I would've never effed around
When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist
Karma's a bitch
And she's with you right now
She is a good girl, I think she's boring (boring)
Believe me, twenty minutes later, you'll be snoring
But it still kills me that you hooked up with her (up with her)
And now the universe is giving me what I deserve (I deserve)
Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat (oh, whoa)
I'll write it down a thousand times and hope it sets me free, oh
Karma's a bitch, I should've known better
If I had a wish, I would've never effed around
When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist (karma)
Karma's a bitch (oh, whoa)
Hey did you hear that new song
Oh what is it
I was a bad girl, I did some bad things
I swear I did it all for fun and it meant nothing
It never happened, it was a secret
Like when a tree falls in the forest, no one hears it
Another late night, another crazy mood
And I didn't think twice what it would do to you
I was a wild child, you always knew it
It was a matter of time before I blew it
Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat
Thou shall not get caught or you'll end up just like me, oh
Karma's a bitch, I should've known better
If I had a wish, I would've never effed around
When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist
Karma's a bitch
And she's with you right now
She is a good girl, I think she's boring (boring)
Believe me, twenty minutes later, you'll be snoring
But it still kills me that you hooked up with her (up with her)
And now the universe is giving me what I deserve (I deserve)
Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat (oh, whoa)
I'll write it down a thousand times and hope it sets me free, oh
Karma's a bitch, I should've known better
If I had a wish, I would've never effed around
When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist (karma)
Karma's a bitch (oh, whoa)
Oh what is it
I was a bad girl, I did some bad things
I swear I did it all for fun and it meant nothing
It never happened, it was a secret
Like when a tree falls in the forest, no one hears it
Another late night, another crazy mood
And I didn't think twice what it would do to you
I was a wild child, you always knew it
It was a matter of time before I blew it
Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat
Thou shall not get caught or you'll end up just like me, oh
Karma's a bitch, I should've known better
If I had a wish, I would've never effed around
When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist
Karma's a bitch
And she's with you right now
She is a good girl, I think she's boring (boring)
Believe me, twenty minutes later, you'll be snoring
But it still kills me that you hooked up with her (up with her)
And now the universe is giving me what I deserve (I deserve)
Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat (oh, whoa)
I'll write it down a thousand times and hope it sets me free, oh
Karma's a bitch, I should've known better
If I had a wish, I would've never effed around
When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist (karma)
Karma's a bitch (oh, whoa)
by cat lel May 24, 2024

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>Your Father Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Mother Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Your Father Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Mother Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025
