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blowing smoke up my ass

to bullshit or lie, to tell a falsehood. originally comes from the era of snake-oil salesmen and traveling hucksters pandering cure-all ointments.

one said cure for many ailments (including constipation) was a "tobacco enema" in which the purveyor would literally blow smoke up the afflicted's rectum with a device created solely for this purpose. obviously people caught on soon enough, and figured out that tobacco enemas were embarrassing as well as useless.

as such, the phrase became the euphemism it is today for selling a line of nonsense to an otherwise naive or unsuspecting rube.
person 1: "did you know that recent studies show that rat feces are as effective as any available wrinkle cream on the market?"

person 2: "you're totally blowing smoke up my ass"
by waterbrother September 11, 2009
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National kiss & grab ass day

Is a day to grab a girl ass and kiss her doesn’t matter if you have a (GIRL OR BOY FRIEND
walk up to a girl or boy and grab they ass and kiss them mostly a girl on National kiss & grab ass day
by Freaky man September 24, 2019
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Bitch Fuck Outta My Ass

A phrase that is said in disgust or resentment, usually used when someone you hate asks you to do something.
"Hey, Richard. Can you get me some milk?"
"Bitch fuck outta my ass."
by Ketysk June 7, 2018
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poo poo shit dick ass

When you poop out of your dick but realized the shit smothered all over your dick
Fuck what will I do with all this poo poo shit dick ass on my pee pee whole
by Penisgoblin523 October 24, 2019
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National grab ass day

A day where you grab a girls ass and then they get angry and slap you. This day is November 16th.
by P24x1234 August 27, 2019
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National Grab Ass Day 2018

Grab some ass and smoke some weed
Damn I grabbed dat bootie while smoking a doobie because it's National Grab Ass Day 2018
by Mr Kush Bush May 25, 2018
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Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass

To say: "Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass" is to provide high praise for something or someone. A harsh term, it is often used by men in the working trades. A star baseball player on a mediocre team could be said to "shine like a diamond in a goat's ass." Often, the phrase is used as a compliment for a really nice car or motorcycle. Ironically, it would not be appropriate to compliment a diamond ring or other jewelry with this phrase. (Body piercings excepted.)
1. That new chrome on your Harley-Davidson shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!
2. The ghost flames on your pickup truck make it shine like a diamond in a goat's ass.
3. Inappropriate usage: "Your engagement ring shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!" (That might get you bitch-slapped.)
by rook's Buddy May 23, 2010
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