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you are so damn funny

A phrase that should never be spoken or uttered by any mortal being. Legends say that the uttering of the phrase summons demons and curses from the deepest pits of hell. Insults and hurts even the mightiest of men
-shut up
-you are so damn funny
by the incredible corfiot November 5, 2018
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Flaherty will get you nowhere

What da "traditional St. Patrick's Day" humans in da world need to realize before employing sweet-talking "charmed advantages of their ancestral home-country" tactics in an attempt to solicit undue favor with others, such as being given special treatment, allowed extra leniency, etc.
Just because you've got Celtic roots and/or red hair and freckles, this does not mean that you should presume to be able to use your "luck of the Irish" strategy to weasel your way to undeserved gain or forgiveness --- generally speaking, Flaherty will get you nowhere!
by QuacksO November 14, 2020
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Yes you are

I'm not letting you make this harder for me than it has to be. You need to get it through you fucking skull that I'm not walking away emptyhanded here and you need to accept that and then you need to enlist you colleagues to do what you SHOULD HAVE DONE in the fist place.
Hym "Yes you are and if you are willing to pay the cost of not doing it then you shouldn't be in whatever position you are in to be making any decisions. Not let Jordan Peterson wanting to make me lift a finger cost you ANOTHER child. There is no conceptual line you are holding. You're being an idiot and you need to stop doing that as quickly as possible. So yes you fucking are foing that and you SHOULD HAVE done it faster and maybe the kid wouldn't have murdered his own parents. YOU need YOU to have a spokesman for what is happening to me and apparently other people who ISN'T GOING TO GET THE MESSAGING WRONG. This is you trying to HELP them get away with what they are doing and trying to avoid helping me, to your own detriment, and to the detriment of your constituency. I don't need to listen to you prescriptive advice. Just get this over with for everyone. Not because I'm telling you to but because it's the right thing to do and what you should have done in the first place. You are already helping somebody and what you are helping them for is rob me blind and if you are going to let them, I'm not."
by Hym Iam December 8, 2025
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You got some shade going on

Calling someone out when they are acting suspicious, especially when they are doing something inappropriate, unethical or even criminal.
"I was willing to overlook some of questionable things you were doing until you asked me for money...You got some shade going on."
by RoseRBlak13 October 7, 2021
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extremely infinite no you

this card counters the infinite no you. the person who tries to counter any of the cards crafted by this creatorhas thousand light year+ infinite gay and cannot be countered

by anything in existence.
no you

infinite no you

extremely infinite no you
by spotlight ah moonlight ah September 11, 2022
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You are Cooked

A term that refers to when you are completely screwed and are in a terrible situation.

Synonym for: You are done for.
"It is 11:40pm and you only finished 10% of the homework due at 11:59pm. You aren't finishing that, you are cooked!"
by salam25 September 8, 2025
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how double dicking dare you

when someone screws you over two times in the same way
'you slept with my wife again?? how double dicking dare you!!'
by scrambly_egg April 14, 2025
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