Punch you in the cunt with my dick

Intercourse

Ideally in front of girls parents. 'I wanna punch you in the cunt with my dick.

by TurdShark January 3, 2020

Suck dick through my buttcheeks

Basically Anal Sex

I can suck dick through my buttcheeks!

Good for you...

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

why is my dick so hard

A gueston on why you have a boner

A:yo
b:why is my dick so hard

by cheesecakelovesayIitallthetime April 21, 2022

Don’t stick your dick in crazy

A rule all men should live by if they don’t want to have their lives ruined.

Elon: Yo I just banged Amber Heard last night.

James: Yea I’ve banged Amber Heard before, do not recommend.

Elon: Why not?

James: did you see what she did to Johnny? She beat him, told everyone he raped her. Now he’s getting cancelled and his career is in the toilet.

Elon: Shit, I guess I didn’t follow the most important rule: Don’t stick your dick in crazy.

by anonymous May 30, 2022

National suck Michaels dick day

Are yall tryna suck Michaels big dick on national suck Michaels dick day because I sure am

National suck Michaels dick day is pretty fun huh

by Ligmafatnuts October 6, 2020

Absence makes the dick grow harder

When someone becomes more attractive to you when you haven’t seen them in a long time. Basically, your image of them in your head becomes more attractive.

Matthew: I thought you were over Terrry?
Sam: I haven’t seen him in a month, and you know what they say, absence makes the dick grow harder.

by Trainyardtrash June 2, 2019

Grab any nigga dick day

You can grab any nigga dick at any given time in front of everybody

Yalll it’s grab any nigga dick day

by I see your imprint August 30, 2019