Turtle Food

slang term for Marijuana

hey man, you got any turtle food?

by Rob Sampson June 29, 2009

turtle

Verb: the act of fist pounding someone and continuing to duck your fist underneath his. While performing the act you would say turtle as your hand is going below. Causing the person on the receiving end to appear stupid.

"Oh dude way to go" (offer fist pound and continue with turtle motion) "oh shit, I got you with the turtle bitch"

by o-gizzle April 30, 2010

turtlemuffin

a mischevious biting maniac that feels most comfortable in the bathroom

ur a turtlemuffin!

by amanthal November 27, 2010

Turtle Sweater

The result of pooping into a condom and proceeding to engage in intercourse.

Don and I had a wonderful round of coitus last night! His turtle sweater kept things moist!

by wildslutangel May 16, 2011

Turtle Poncho

The Korean men had create the turtle ponchos. The turtle poncho was originally called the stone turtle. The stone turtles were shipped to places, and was soon referred as the turtle poncho.

Turtle ponchos were sold.

by Chancla Thrower is wrong February 20, 2019

golden turtle

a giant poop that has also been peed upon in an alleyway

guy 1: ewww what is THAT

guy 2: that my friend is a golden turtle

guy 1: dude that is sick

by unicornjowls June 8, 2011

Curious Turtle

A term used to described the moment a turd pops his head out for a look, then slips back in to ones anus

I was sat on the bog thinking it was a normal pooh when the curious turtle came out to play to tease me.

by Dirty Golfing Legend May 18, 2014