A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
by heyitzaj July 5, 2016
Get the Tony Two Canoesmug. If you meet an asain named Tony, you are in deep trouble. This man is like no other, not only will he fuck your girl but also your mom, sister and grandma. Asain Tony’s tend to be very intelligent, intuitive, and motivated people. They are going to be very successful in life
by Icedragon4456 November 24, 2019
Get the Tonymug. An Uncle Tony, someone who not just owns the shit, but owns all of the shit. The person you think you know, but truly has much more depth that you wouldn't expect. Now add the ability to overcome, conquer, and destroy anyone or anything to that mix. You may not know Uncle Tony, but Uncle Tony knows you.
by Flokifreak October 27, 2021
Get the Uncle Tonymug. A Toni is a girl who you can count on to go to talk to. Even if she doesn’t necessarily agree with you she will hear you out. Toni’s are mostly quiet and introverted people. They are probably inside and don’t attend much parties
Toni’s do have an artsy side too! Toni’s love to draw or write lyrics to a song. They also have an amazing singing voice!
A positive of a Toni is that they are very creative and social with close friends. They like doing small projects and participating in making events
A negative of a Toni is that they are not very positive. This comes along with them being truthful and in what they say and they almost never lie.
Toni’s do have an artsy side too! Toni’s love to draw or write lyrics to a song. They also have an amazing singing voice!
A positive of a Toni is that they are very creative and social with close friends. They like doing small projects and participating in making events
A negative of a Toni is that they are not very positive. This comes along with them being truthful and in what they say and they almost never lie.
Toni is so creative! I wish I could write like Toni!
Thanks for letting me vent, Toni, that helped so much.
Toni is just in a bad mood right now.
Thanks for letting me vent, Toni, that helped so much.
Toni is just in a bad mood right now.
by DemX23Tru April 19, 2021
Get the Tonimug. Tony's the kind of guy people would write about, like i'm doing now. He's kind, generous, funny, and especially handsome. He never fails to make someone smile or laugh. especially since he's the sassiest person I've ever met. He's sweet, and honestly in my opinion, perfect. He makes life feel better, even if we've been through tough times. He's never failed to make up for it. He gives the best hugs, and the best kisses. He loves everything about me and I hope to any God up there that he'll never leave me. He listens like no other, and it's even better when he looks at you with those starry, alluring , puppy eyes of his. He may be insecure and hate things about himself, but that's fine because i'll always remind him of how perfect he is. I just hope he knows how deeply I've fallen in love with him. (I'd k1ll someone for him :D)
Girl: "Do you know Tony?"
Me: " Of course I do, Why?"
Girl: "he's super cute, I really hope he'll like me back."
Me: "oh? Well I know like everything about him, I'll tell you what he likes after school at my place if you want?"
Girl: "sure!!"
(Later That evening)
Girl: <walking to the house>
Me: <runs her over>
:)
Happy ever after.
Me: " Of course I do, Why?"
Girl: "he's super cute, I really hope he'll like me back."
Me: "oh? Well I know like everything about him, I'll tell you what he likes after school at my place if you want?"
Girl: "sure!!"
(Later That evening)
Girl: <walking to the house>
Me: <runs her over>
:)
Happy ever after.
by A D D Y <3 January 23, 2024
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Get the Tonymug.