brotherhood of the traveling hankeltoni
"Did you see Tom Brady?"
"That guy with the monster in his cheeks?"
"Yeah."
"Fuck my life."
"Did you see Tom Brady?"
"That guy with the monster in his cheeks?"
"Yeah."
"Fuck my life."
by skank hankeltoni January 16, 2008
Get the Tom Bradymug. An above average American actor whose highest level of medical training was playing the role of a car salesman whose brother was autistic (Rain Man).
Also: Trained to prescribe drugs (primarily ALCOHOL) preparing for his role as a bartender in "Cocktail", maybe toxic viral agents since he played a minor role in MI2.
Also: Trained to prescribe drugs (primarily ALCOHOL) preparing for his role as a bartender in "Cocktail", maybe toxic viral agents since he played a minor role in MI2.
Random Guy:"Dude! I got me a banging hangover from those shots last night"
Tom Cruise:"Headaches don't exist, drink this sissy umbrella coctail and hold me!"
Random Guy:"Ouch! Did you just stick me in the ass with a needle?"
Tom Cruise:"Don't ask and I won't tell"
Tom Cruise:"Headaches don't exist, drink this sissy umbrella coctail and hold me!"
Random Guy:"Ouch! Did you just stick me in the ass with a needle?"
Tom Cruise:"Don't ask and I won't tell"
by NKAWTG August 2, 2005
Get the Tom Cruisemug. A radio "talk" show where a group of people sit around and laugh for several hours. These two people are basically professional male hens who somehow became a syndicated radio program. Also, they probably get higher than a kite before they come to work so that they can laugh at increasingly humourless things.
Reginald: It's morning, I guess I'll listen to 101.5.
turns on radio
Bob and Tom: *laughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh*
hours later
News Anchor: In breaking news, police are trying to find a motive to why an area man jumped out a seven story window...
turns on radio
Bob and Tom: *laughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh*
hours later
News Anchor: In breaking news, police are trying to find a motive to why an area man jumped out a seven story window...
by Xzonza 1 January 22, 2010
Get the Bob and Tommug. an African American; the real problem AA conservatives have is that they're full of shit when they defend the fucked up statements made by other conservatives.
Why join the folks who would just as quickly call you "N_______" and support them when they do? Why are you compelled to say "They are misunderstood" or "They were taken out of context." when you KNOW they are speaking from the heart? Because you are an Uncle Tom!
When I was a kid, i used to think an "Uncle Tom" was a person who sounds black and doesn't act black( whatever the fuck "acting black" means) in public, but adulthood taught me the true nature of the Uncle Tom- he's the sell-out. The person who wants acceptance so much for himself, he's willing to say anything and do anything to get others to accept him- even say things about his own people to accomplish that task. Black conservatives don't talk about how Republicans are aiding minorities in the workplace, or how the GOP wants to help more blacks with civil issues. They just defend ideas from the Right as OK in their book.
Why join the folks who would just as quickly call you "N_______" and support them when they do? Why are you compelled to say "They are misunderstood" or "They were taken out of context." when you KNOW they are speaking from the heart? Because you are an Uncle Tom!
When I was a kid, i used to think an "Uncle Tom" was a person who sounds black and doesn't act black( whatever the fuck "acting black" means) in public, but adulthood taught me the true nature of the Uncle Tom- he's the sell-out. The person who wants acceptance so much for himself, he's willing to say anything and do anything to get others to accept him- even say things about his own people to accomplish that task. Black conservatives don't talk about how Republicans are aiding minorities in the workplace, or how the GOP wants to help more blacks with civil issues. They just defend ideas from the Right as OK in their book.
"I don't mind if Sen. ______said blacks are uneducated because what he meant was...."- as if the person needs a minority's perspective to explain in plain English the politician's intent. The GOP needs that token black as Gunga Din, carrying the water so their white asses don't get wet. "Let the black guy say the things we don't want put into our record, because HE doesn't care what they think about him- HE wants to be like us! Who cares if his fellow blacks turn on him, we don't have to care! He isn't white after all!" Carson may be an intelligent man to become a pediatrician, but he's a dumb jigga' for playing Uncle Tom for Fox.
barack obama is uncle tom
barack obama is uncle tom
by house nigger 2991 December 10, 2013
Get the uncle tommug. The worst Spiderman so far and for some reason teenage girls love him even though he should've never been Spiderman. Spiderman is supposed to be a nerd/bullied kid from Queens, tom Holland is a perfect boy who doesn't fit the character at all. Spiderman is the second most American super hero, behind obviously capitain America, and guess where tom Holland is from, FUCKING BRITAIN he isn't even from America let alone New York and therefore doesn't deserve to bear the title of Spiderman
Idiotic teenage girl: Oh my God did you see Spider-Man far from home?
Other idiotic teenage girl: Yes isn't Tom Holland so cute? How about you?
Normal logical person: you bet your sweet bippy I did, and FUCK TOM HOLLAND
Other idiotic teenage girl: Yes isn't Tom Holland so cute? How about you?
Normal logical person: you bet your sweet bippy I did, and FUCK TOM HOLLAND
by Fuck tom holland August 12, 2019
Get the Tom Hollandmug. by Ms. Roxx January 5, 2004
Get the tom pettymug.