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Turdas Touch

The antithesis of possessing the Midas touch where everything King Midas touched turned to gold.
Everything I touch turns to shit. I’ve got the Turdas touch.”
by anonymous September 15, 2025
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Touching The Tortoise

Touching the tortoise- masturbation

My girlfriend sent nudes, I’m going to touch my tortoise to them
by WillyMaster1001 November 4, 2023
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touch me again and see what happen

they finna beat your ass and they warning you
person 1: *hits person2*
person 2 *touch me again and see what happen*
by shooth1 July 20, 2024
mugGet the touch me again and see what happenmug.

Tootsie touch

Usually used when one is being disrespectful to one another and is ready for conflict letting whoever it is know you could get these hands anytime 💯
I hear all that bullshit saying my way , but at the end of the day you could get your tootsie touched.
by JStayHumble July 13, 2019
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nice touch

Compliment in volleyball, when a player touch the ball before it lands on the floor
*Nishinoya touches the ball before it lands on the floor* .

Sawamura: "Nice touch!!"
by error909 January 27, 2017
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Willy touch

when you touch a mans willy towel you have willy touch stay away from people sithit
by willy touch woman September 24, 2021
mugGet the Willy touchmug.

touch grass

The term "touch grass" is a colloquial expression that has become popular on social media and in online communities. It generally means to go outside and spend time in nature or to take a break from the internet or other indoor activities.

The phrase "touch grass" has gained popularity in the context of online discourse, particularly in gaming and meme communities, where it is often used as a playful admonishment to people who spend too much time in front of screens. It is also sometimes used as a way to encourage people to take a break from their devices and engage in physical activity or outdoor recreation.

Overall, the term "touch grass" is meant to convey the importance of getting outside, connecting with nature, and taking a break from the digital world.
Person A: "I've been playing video games for six hours straight, my eyes hurt."

Person B: "Dude, you need to touch grass. Go outside and get some fresh air."
by KylomaskGamer April 29, 2023
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