Goats

Weird animals that fall over whenever they get scared.

"Hey why did that guy fall over?" "He is a goat idiot. Goats fall over all the time."

by Stop. Get Some Help! November 28, 2019

Discount Goat

In the old days, the goat was known as a mammal, part of the Bovidae family. In modern days, the goat has evolved into the abbreviation, greatest of all time. When one is asked if they are a goat during a game of Valorant, they are wondering if you are a skilled and valuable player. If you do not possess these qualities, you are known as a discount goat. This means you are the goat at the farm that no individual wishes to own and will send to the slaughterhouse to become a nice stew.

tohubohu #7677 is so good at Valorant, unlike da boss #7058, who is a discount goat.

by orangecrocs4life May 8, 2021

Goated

That boy named Bobby

Bobby is to goated

by Gugffff October 27, 2021

Goat

Eli Tomac

Eli Tomac is the goat

by D1TomacGlazer January 13, 2025

Goat

zex, jj, sfc, bazingers, rimu, nailah, yan, tozz, mariam, cvvoy, nabi, loxder, law

"jj is the goat!"

amazing at what they do. Used more freely now than just the Greatest Of All Time.

by maskedmurdaa October 10, 2023

Goat

Lionel Andrés Messi Cuccitini

Lionel Messi is the Goat.

by clarosj July 3, 2023

GOAT

Greatest Of ALL Time.

EMINEM is the GOAT.

by QUEEEEN AMY September 24, 2018