by Elle August 28, 2004
Cow College (n)
Founded by a cow on March 22, 1858. Known globally for its Vet-Med school and a main contributer to the Manhattan Project. An overall amazing school for any science and technology.
Founded by a cow on March 22, 1858. Known globally for its Vet-Med school and a main contributer to the Manhattan Project. An overall amazing school for any science and technology.
Person 1: Damn boy, I need to find me some place to study animal biology with a minor in nuclear weapons.
Person 2: Well you can choose your adventure at Iowa State University!
Person 2: Well you can choose your adventure at Iowa State University!
by Odysseus14 November 24, 2008
Benedictine University is a small Catholic university in Lise IL. This is a small school that has "parties", it is mostly a trash ass school, AKA a glorified version of high school. It also can be called BenU or BeneDickitn with the yearly party of Benefical. Don't expect much.
by y33tus February 12, 2019
by Joey1738 March 09, 2021
A school in Florida that likes to think they are wildly elite. Shockingly, it has a 76% acceptance rate, deeming it a quite obvious safety school. While the delusional students boast on here about being so wealthy and elite, they seem to come from gaudy new money and will have to live off their parents’ for the rest of their lives. Why else would they be at such a non-selective school? If you aren’t at an Ivy League or at least a Little Ivy, or some other school that takes less than 40%, it’s time to rethink what elite means, Lynn University.
Lynn University? I applied there just in case I didn’t get into Williams, Swarthmore, Brown, or Dartmouth. Thank god I didn’t have to disappoint the rents by going there; Exeter was pricey.
by Whatspseudonym November 21, 2017
Bobby: What university do you go to?
Robert: The university of SUSsex
Bobby: Ah nice. I wish I could become a sussy baka and have sex
Robert: The university of SUSsex
Bobby: Ah nice. I wish I could become a sussy baka and have sex
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 29, 2021
College hides behind their cute live mascot and small school charm to overcharge you and sell you lies. Its not worth it. There is no diversity, terrible food, and terrible housing. Des Moines is a nothing town and Drake is a nothing school. Dont go, I promise.
Kenna: Hey, don't you go to Drake University?
Juliana: Yeah, I don't recommend it. Our first mascot Griff died so now we have Griff 2.
Juliana: Yeah, I don't recommend it. Our first mascot Griff died so now we have Griff 2.
by coraborabora January 19, 2022