Crack Shark

1. A person (usually in an office setting) whose is so consistent in brown nosing and kissing the supervisor’s/boss’s ass, their head appears to be a shark fin coming from the recipients buttcrack.
2. Complete and constant kiss-ass.
Mike is constantly kissing up to the supervisors, he is definitely the office crack shark.
by Clayton Farmer September 14, 2011
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Virtue Shark

An internet user (usually on tumblr, discord, or reddit) who makes convoluted claims that a group, event, or idea is morally wrong in order to make themselves seem morally right. Most of the times, their methods involve claiming that something completely innocent and irrelevant is bigoted in some elaborate way. They are common in fandom spaces.
"I've been getting so much hate for writing characters X and Y as romantic in my fanfiction because some virtue shark had to accuse me of "perpetuating the belief" that male and female characters can't be friends. That's not even something I said!
by Dr0w0u$ April 21, 2025
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tinder shark

A man who is unnecessarily sexual and perverted on tinder.
He treats women like prey. He’s a tinder shark
by Helenapascoe May 14, 2021
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The Shark Effect

That moment your post on the League of Legends boards will get removed, once you do a joke about the Champion Balance, or jokes about certain Buffs or Nerfs on certain champions, the ''Shark Effect'' mostly happens if you do these kind of jokes in the board section FOR jokes and memes
Made by Shark, which is leading to the Shark Effect

Release Xin Zhao wasn't op, we should've kept him and also buffed him, he was in a really weak state and now he is unplayable Kappa

2 Days later : Your thread got removed due to being posted in the wrong section of the boards
by Bloody Veins January 25, 2017
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Management shark

Management shark. A middle management person that will do anything necessary to support the corporation and their own interests. A management shark.
Management shark. will do anything to advance/ promote their own managerial career, a management shark.
by The 99% April 27, 2017
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SHARK WEEK WHOOHAHA

Shark week whoohaha was a word invented by 2 couples! When the guys get there hopes up about sexy time ;) but the girls ruin the week with it being their week :(
B: “Babe you wanna do….”
G: “It’s shark week
B: “SHARK WEEK WHOOHAHA”
by Dickerson.ster April 05, 2022
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shark eyes

When one becomes entirely zeroed in on one specific person/target/objective/etc with a predatory like focus. Unintentionally ignoring anything else important going on around them. Similar to what one might call getting tunnel vision. Individuals who are trigger happy are prone to getting shark eyes.
"Johnny got shark eyes when he pushed way too fast on the one enemy and didn't even notice the other player hiding who ended up killing him."
by Robohtman July 28, 2021
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