jack snap

(v) when a person snaps a picture of themselves from the eyebrows up

Jordan always jack snaps Caroline when he is sad.

by caruhoh September 17, 2018

snap the stick

when someone so fat try's to loose there virginity but fail's

person1:"stick it all the way in there"
person2:"its not going to work, your going to snap the stick"
person1:"trust me ,just do it!!"
person2:"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
person1:"ooops!"

by thegammingpuppy June 27, 2016

oh snap i gotta get outta here

when you go to a place you want to go to but it goes horribly wrong

oh snap i gotta get outta here the volcano is erupting

by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 21, 2022

The Snap Backing Of A Damned Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1:Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Snap Backing Of A Damned Prayer".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025

snap and slide

to break down in a crazy environment, then run away from it (escape)

No ma'am. We will not snap and slide on today's flight like the infamous Steven Slater.

by sunshyne24 December 20, 2010

Dookie Snap

When you hit someone so hard they shit themselves

I'm an about to give you a dookie snap

by Aysten October 1, 2019

Snapping turtle

Sex position, involves having sex with only the protruding head of a turtle (usually of the snapping variety). Bonus points if the shell vibrates.

Abby: Dude why are you bleeding like that

Kate: I tried the snapping turtle at the lake and it didn’t go well

by Lakelesbos69 August 30, 2021