social orgasm

1. the euphoric feeling you get from finally being included in social situations
2. as opposed to a solitary one, sexual climax with another person or people

1. I've been so isolated for the past yewar that I actually had a social orgasm at the surprise birthday party my coworkers planned for me.
2. Even hermits need social orgasms occasionally, to stay sane & well lubricated.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 8, 2019

social software

all the various written "programs" ... especially those with clearly defined do's and don't's ... that people use to guide their lives, such as the Bible, etiquette books, penal codes, People Magazine, etc.

Reverend Gerald really hammers home in his sermons that the Bible is our primary piece of social software and that the 10 Commandments are all we really need.

by Sexy Simian December 1, 2010

Social Distancing

Keeping your Corona breath away from everyone else 5ft bitch

some bitch: keep yo stank ass corona cough away from me hoe, its social distancing

by SimpTings April 2, 2020

Social Entitlement

Someone who feels they are entitled to a social cause and their own opinions and experiences are the only thing that matters. They believe they are the arbitrators of the truth.

Their social entitlement is on full display in their content.

by Anonymous Taggers May 27, 2022

Social Homicide

Another term for bullying, or when other people make jokes at your expense therefore alienating you from your friend group, the opposite of social suicide

John was in a social homicide today, the killer was Teagan

by LeVigoose January 21, 2019

socially interesting

People who are classy and dedicated to doing community service, while at the same time are well rounded and have a good sense of humor. Pirates of the Spanish main

Pirates are socially interesting but have good morals

by urdandictionary December 16, 2013

social clopen

When a retail slave closes the store, gets wasted at a bar or party, then has to open the next day. Occurs as the result of a scheduling snafu where the retail manager overhears that his or her retail robots are going to a party and makes the schedule such that they get 8 hours in between shifts to party, eat, sleep, shower, iron clothes and shave. As a result, the retail robots typically omit many of those steps (especially the ironing clothes part), and go to work wasted the next morning, if at all.

Knowing he had to be at work at 5 a.m. the next day for inventory, James social clopened, threw a kegger, and ultimately threw up all over the office the next morning.

by bodazzle July 6, 2010