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Sharks and Penguins

by Watashiwaaaa October 31, 2021
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False shark

One way you know someone claiming to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't run other animals off. Another way you know someone who claims to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't need tanks and scuba apparatus to swim deep underwater, their bodies are made for their environment, which is not a natural environment for humans.
The false shark said he/she was a shark, despite a lack of similarity to the underwater animals.
by Solid Mantis December 11, 2019
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Anal Shark

When you’re doing anal sex and your girl sticks a tampon in her ass, then asking you to pull it out with your teeth. To get more creative, you can feed it to her
Yo bro, I was with my girl last night and it was crazy! She asked for an anal shark and I was up for the challenge
by Gerry Handyman April 28, 2019
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Shark-Nosing

The reaction to someone saying something dumb as hell
I'm Shark-Nosing at what Garrett did
by sharknoser December 28, 2020
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Shark

Ye sab doglapan hai

-Shark A
by YeSabDoglapanHai-Mjoon February 21, 2022
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Watching a Shark movie

This basically means that your best friend is fucking the living shit out of your Ex. But hey, ask him how your dick taste.
We were just watching a shark movie... nothing else happened.
by Binferg August 1, 2017
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Shark

A shark is another word for a fast car.
Tyrell: Yo look at that car that shit fast asl
James: Dat shit a shark on my deadmanz
by StrawberryFlavoredLasagna December 26, 2021
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