A word with millions of UD entries complaining about how they didn't find some sexual definition. Yes, i know a shark is a fish, there's no need to tell me that every time.
UD entry #1: an animal who lives in the ocean, what were you expecting you dirty minded person
UD entry #2: a shark is not a sex position, it's a sea creature with lots of teeth
UD entry #3: scary water guy. i bet you thought you'd find a sex definition.
*no actual sex entries*
UD entry #2: a shark is not a sex position, it's a sea creature with lots of teeth
UD entry #3: scary water guy. i bet you thought you'd find a sex definition.
*no actual sex entries*
by Applepippin February 27, 2023
Get the Sharkmug. when you stick a knife handle up your friends ass while they lay on their belly, so the blade sticks out like a shark fin. this makes them crawl across the bed squirming back and forth whipping their feet side to side like a shark
i walked into to andy’s room and noticed that they had just been reverse shark attacked as they whipped across the bedroom
by thedirtybirdwordturd January 21, 2025
Get the reverse shark attackmug. “Dad will you pick me up a pregnancy test”
“Honey you’re not pregnant you’re just fat.”
“Damn girl you just got sharked by your own dad.”
“Honey you’re not pregnant you’re just fat.”
“Damn girl you just got sharked by your own dad.”
by Soimmo August 20, 2019
Get the Sharkedmug. Wowww. Real proud of you there.
this is not about sex. it's about murphy, a kind hearted shark who's just trying to provide for his family. How dare you insult him. You could have killed him.
Again, not sex.
this is not about sex. it's about murphy, a kind hearted shark who's just trying to provide for his family. How dare you insult him. You could have killed him.
Again, not sex.
by sack of dirt March 15, 2023
Get the Sharkmug. Him: “Hey babe, nice fart”
Her: “Wait, what?”
Him: “I’m just sayin’…good job”
Her: “But I didn’t”
Him: “Riiiiiight”
Her: “What’s that look? I DIDN’T….unless…Did I? No way, really, I Did? Wait. Why are you laughing? Did you Fart Shark me?!!!”
Her: “Wait, what?”
Him: “I’m just sayin’…good job”
Her: “But I didn’t”
Him: “Riiiiiight”
Her: “What’s that look? I DIDN’T….unless…Did I? No way, really, I Did? Wait. Why are you laughing? Did you Fart Shark me?!!!”
by Lady Dunnsalot January 15, 2024
Get the Fart Sharkmug. Group walks by fountain.
Fun-shark: Hey guys, let's go run through the fountain.
Girl 1: Umnmm, no.
Fun-shark: Suit yourself (runs to fountain)
Girl 1 to Girl 2: Does he always get excited like this?
Girl 2: Yea, all the time. He's a real fun-shark.
Fun-shark: Hey guys, let's go run through the fountain.
Girl 1: Umnmm, no.
Fun-shark: Suit yourself (runs to fountain)
Girl 1 to Girl 2: Does he always get excited like this?
Girl 2: Yea, all the time. He's a real fun-shark.
by lx2036 December 5, 2012
Get the fun-sharkmug. by Candy Shark Merry Perry May 22, 2023
Get the candy sharkmug.