Washing Machine

A place for female family members to get stuck. At which point a male family member tries his hardest to get her unstuck.

Sister: uhh I'm stuck in the washing machine again
Brother: you need some HELP:)?

by I'm in a washing machine September 9, 2020

machined

Taken apart

She machined that fish!

by Coco135 May 23, 2016

super mysterious rape machine

the art of taking someone to your house out of pure spite and hooking them up to a machine that not only goes inside their glorious butthole but it also calls them racist slurs like gaynaggotfigger while continuing to ravange their insides

i hate it when i get super mysterious rape machined

by extremedicktionarywonderer February 20, 2025

The Artesian Ice Cream Machine

When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone

“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”

by Doomnator September 20, 2021

Joint Rolling Machine

a machine for lazy stoners to roll up for you, or if you can't roll

Cam : How do i roll up?
Iza: Don't worry g, chuck it in my Joint Rolling Machine

by CameronSmithsAGayCunt December 2, 2022

machine gun blues

when your playing video games and you accidentally shoot your teammate and feel bad about it. sometimes feeling so bad that you spend the rest of the macth trying to make up for it.

person one "you shot me bro where on the same team man what the hell"

person two " sorry didn't mean to"

person one "you did that on purpose didn't you"

person two "no i didn't believe me i've got the machine gun blues right now"

by person_three May 9, 2014

lean green mean cream machine

lacie

“lacie is a lean green mean cream machine” - danny

by mr twittie twister and his sis February 10, 2021