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Stone Couch Club

The equivalent of the {Mile High Club for {Stone Couchers. To be part of it you must have urinated, defecated or fornicated on the Stone Couch.
Stone Coucher 1: I just took a piss on the Stone Couch. I'm so notty.

Stone Coucher 2: Nigga please. I fucked a dead hooker I found on Highland Road riddled with bullets on there. Even in death, you can join the Stone Couch Club.

Stone Coucher 1: Word my nigga. Word.
by Hazletard in Chief November 21, 2011
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City Club Division

This superior group of individuals existed 2019-2023. Collectively, these were some of the most brilliant, savvy, adaptive, creative, well-branded, and wise people that the world has ever known. It's rumored that the Division was disbanded in 2023 in fear of world domination.
Guy #1: Hey you ever hear about the City Club Division?
Guy #2: Yes, those were some badass MFers
Guy #1: How so?
Guy #2: In every possible way
Guy #1: Dope
by rick.for.the.winland April 30, 2023
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Jelly of the Month Club

A midwestern way of saying: Christmas Bonus, without coming across as pompous or fortunate to receive one.
My Jelly of the Month Club came in the mail, let's go to Chili's tonight.
by aposii December 16, 2022
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Sushi Haters Club

Sushi failed everyone when man invented fire and started cooking food.
It's everyone's origin, not just mine.
If you invalids want to be subhuman then so be it.
Hey man, why do you hate sushi so much that you had to invent the Sushi Haters Club?

Sushi failed everyone when man invented fire and started cooking food.
It's everyone's origin, not just mine.
If you invalids want to be subhuman then so be it.
by Einar Borghildr November 7, 2022
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Singapore Yacht Club

by Taenun January 21, 2022
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Club Penguin Rewritten

no longer alive: a dead body | as complement : he was shot dead by a sniper | (as plural noun the dead) : there was no time to bury the dead with decency.
• (of a part of the body) having lost sensation; numb: I severed nerves in my leg so part of my foot is dead.
• lacking emotion, sympathy, or sensitivity: a cold, dead voice.
• devoid of living things: a dead planet.
man thats like club penguin rewritten!
by basningon May 21, 2022
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small weiner club

For the tiny dick people in this world
we treat them like gods
so they can forget the pain of their girls laughing at how small it was
for the three nanometer defeaters
Created by oompaville
Me: im gonna join the small weiner club cus why not
Tod: same man, my three milimeter defeater could use some appreciation
Me: why is yours so big man? i got a three nanometer defeater...
by honorary Mexican April 13, 2022
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