insemination from another nation

a woman who gets pregnant from a guy from a foreign country.

guy 1:I noticed jane is pregnant. guy2:yeah, its an "insemination from another nation".

by oh my lantern June 25, 2014

Hero From Dragon Quest

The only character in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate that has the grab range of a newborn, the slowest aerials in the fucking game, and a 1 in 8 chance of being a top tier.

"Hey, who do you play in smash?"
"Oh, Hero From Dragon Quest."
"Ummmmm, do you have any other games?"

by LteEeeeeee January 3, 2021

20 minutes from Ohio

When you're totally lost, and unsure of anything.

"Did you understand last night's homework?"

"Nah, I'm 20 minutes from Ohio."

“Same man, even Drake and Ben don’t know what’s going on. Those dumbasses.”

by cami151 July 31, 2020

referenced from Sue Johanson

One of the worlds great historians giving us some tips. (Aka talk sex with Sue Johanson.)

Dude, did you see that last episode of Suzie Talk last night. Sue Johanson fixed my problem."Always use a condom" referenced from Sue Johanson

by jss26 June 2, 2008

takes away from the table

Somebody you know who is so worthless that the maintenance of their acquaintance cannot possibly be justified.

Antonym of bring to the table, as in somebody who's existence is beneficial to society, as opposed to someone who drains the communal lifeforce from the world.

<Pointing at a serial killer/pederast/shitty president> That guy right there, he's such a douchebag, he actually takes away from the table.

by yoJERraps! September 21, 2008

Stitch from lilo and stitch

Stitch is daddy and you want him to dominate you.

Stitch from lilo and stitch come home quick I was to have sexual intercourse with you.

by Your local underground term de December 13, 2020

"take sexy back from"

"I has taken sexy back from you" means that you are willing to have sex with someone. It's just a euphemism for sex. Like Justin Timberlake. One of his songs goes "I'm takin sexy baaaack yeah!" and the phrase became quite popular.

Sporty's cousin, Jill, who thinks she can "take sexy back from" Justin if she loses 20lbs.

by Ravin D January 7, 2008