A phrase you say when you are in a Fortnite game and fighting someone really bad. "you're so free" means that the person is a free kill
by veryuniquename January 08, 2021
A term used in American politics to describe the business model where the first corporation to buy a senator is allowed to do what ever they like.
"It's a bad thing all the internet options are owned by only a few cable companies but that's the Free Market System."
by JimmyKillsAlot May 29, 2014
As a husband, you can not entertain free radical women. They can't wait to see you and your wife fall out so they can try to secure a place in your life.
by anon6184 August 11, 2017
The Free Pizza Nation is a group of people who believe in free pizza for all. There is no money get what you get based on the work and how much it helps the community. It is run by Ismail Waleed
by Gaming Raptor February 09, 2018
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! AHA! He said this! He said he was that! He banned people immediately! For doing the thing that he is an absolutist about! HA! That’s hilarious! That’s a hilarious thing to do! That’s sounds like something I would do! And I’m evil! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You hear the Prophet Lord Dr. Professor Jordan Beatrice Peterson (leave be upon him) say that he wants to collude with the government officials he knows personally to create an online facsimile of hell for people who do don’t keep their speech within the confines of his conceptualization of “acceptable discourse”!? I guess the red skull guy was right about him being the type of guy who would collude with the government to silence dissidents, huh? That is wild! That is wild my guy! Look at these sorry sacks of shit!
Elon Musk “I’m a free speech absolutist!”
Elon Musk “And I’m Elon Musk! I gave my child a retarded name because I’m a solipsistic who things I’m living in a simulation created explicitly for me! Nothing I do matters because nothing is real (except me)! I like to fuck people’s wives on a bed of my fathers emeralds! Like that scene from the Pierce Brosnen (Bronson? Bronsen?) James Bond movie where he does that... except with emeralds instead of diamonds!”
Elon Musk “Shit, hey, I’m Elon Musk too! Look at me!”
Elon Musk “Parody” “Hey, I’m following the rules! Oh? I’m banned anyways? Aw, that’s no fun. The freeze peach isn’t very absolute here.”
Elon Musk “And I’m Elon Musk! I gave my child a retarded name because I’m a solipsistic who things I’m living in a simulation created explicitly for me! Nothing I do matters because nothing is real (except me)! I like to fuck people’s wives on a bed of my fathers emeralds! Like that scene from the Pierce Brosnen (Bronson? Bronsen?) James Bond movie where he does that... except with emeralds instead of diamonds!”
Elon Musk “Shit, hey, I’m Elon Musk too! Look at me!”
Elon Musk “Parody” “Hey, I’m following the rules! Oh? I’m banned anyways? Aw, that’s no fun. The freeze peach isn’t very absolute here.”
by Hym Iam November 10, 2022
another, cleaner way of saying FML. It works best when you do not want people (such as your grandparents) to hear you say the word "fuck."
UGH!! Why can't a just get this right? I'm good at pretty much everything else! *sigh* Free My Lemons.
by hellokittylitter15 February 20, 2011
The name given to a man or woman who frees alot of willies. This man/woman frees willies usually for a high fee or if lucky, no fee at all. These people are usualy either drug or alcohol addicts, and they will free around 100 to 700 willies in their life times.
Kelsey:"Man shes a slut!"
Alexandra:"whose a slut?"
Kelsey:"Rebecca"
Alexandra:"oh yeah, shes such a Free Willy."
Alexandra:"whose a slut?"
Kelsey:"Rebecca"
Alexandra:"oh yeah, shes such a Free Willy."
by hucu101 January 11, 2011