A game played by 3 or more people (gender does not apply) one player is blindfolded and has to penetrate another players asshole with their finger, then tgat player has to geuss who's ass it was through smell.
by Coach75 June 21, 2015
Get the finger bingo mug.The act of celebration when getting out of a shitty situation or leaving your friends behind to do a very lame task when you are getting out of it. Using your fingers as guns whilst giving your biggest, most terrible smile you can muster.
Oh my god dude?!?!?!? are they still stuck doing that shitty volunteer work? Roll down the windows when you drive by so I can give them the Asshole Fingers!
by Slokey August 7, 2009
Get the Asshole Fingers mug.The finger that is used to insert into a sphincter. Commonly this finger has a slight discoloration to it, similar to that of a carmel choc bar
I noticed one of Bob's fingers were slighly discolored, that must be his sphincter finger.
Paul loved Bob's sphincter finger and how it made him feel when it is inserted into his sphincter
Paul loved Bob's sphincter finger and how it made him feel when it is inserted into his sphincter
by Swine Doctor June 12, 2011
Get the sphincter finger mug.The morning after a particularly heavy night of beer and Mexican food, when that one icy drop of water splashes back up after your drop a turd and it hits the exact eyelet of your asshole, briefly causing your breath to catch in your throat.
by udm1234 October 7, 2011
Get the finger of the dead mug.1.To prevent two women from having intercourse with each other
2. The lesbian version of a "cock block"
2. The lesbian version of a "cock block"
Kelly and Sandra were about to have sex with each other, but Sandra's little brother finger blocked them when he woke up
Amy: "Yesterday, Crystal and I were getting intimate at the party, when Jamie, her ex-girlfriend, spilled her drink on me."
Lexi: "That's terrible. How rude of her to finger block you two."
Amy: "Yesterday, Crystal and I were getting intimate at the party, when Jamie, her ex-girlfriend, spilled her drink on me."
Lexi: "That's terrible. How rude of her to finger block you two."
by DeathByASpoon June 6, 2010
Get the Finger Blocked mug.The large, meaty fingers of a dad. These are obtained through various dad activities, such as; tightening screws, opening jars, and pleasing the mother
-He was so big, he could have pinned me down with just his dad fingers!
-Oh Carol, you wouldnt believe the dad fingers on my new boy toy!
-Oh Carol, you wouldnt believe the dad fingers on my new boy toy!
by flockOFpotatoes March 1, 2015
Get the dad fingers mug.When crumbling soap bar or cannabis resin between ones fingers the brown marks left on ones fingers are said to be known as jobby fingers.
by mussytillidie September 28, 2009
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