A portmanteau of the words "Evangelical" and "genital".
A derogatory term for a conservative Christian who is obsessed with what other people do with their private parts, often targeting LGBTQ+ people, and projecting their inner perverse desires in the form of socially acceptable anger.
A derogatory term for a conservative Christian who is obsessed with what other people do with their private parts, often targeting LGBTQ+ people, and projecting their inner perverse desires in the form of socially acceptable anger.
My Evangenital uncle does nothing but talk about what trans people do with their private areas. He's also obsessed with what people do in their private bedrooms, too. He's disgusting!
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The Roblox Officially's officially unofficial furry known as "Hex". Will deny it mid-fursuit. Known nicknames: “Evan’s boywife”, “my dick sucker”, “the twink menace” and “the HSR RNG curse made flesh”. Half twink, half fox, full-time degenerate. Will unironically say “rawr” and think that counts as flirting. Lives in Evan's DMs and the bottom of the leaderboard
Known for rage-typing in lowercase, sending 😭 mid-breakdown, and calling you a slur before cuddling you. Plays like a bottom, fights like a bitch, and types like he hasn't slept in 36 hours. Hasn't touched grass since 2021 and won't unless Evan holds his hand.
Hex will pull a 3-star and cry about it like his cat died. Then go back to kissing Evan mid-boss fight while screaming “I’m SUPPORT!!” as the rest of the team dies.
Fun Fact: Has a PhD in being a little meow meow.
Known for rage-typing in lowercase, sending 😭 mid-breakdown, and calling you a slur before cuddling you. Plays like a bottom, fights like a bitch, and types like he hasn't slept in 36 hours. Hasn't touched grass since 2021 and won't unless Evan holds his hand.
Hex will pull a 3-star and cry about it like his cat died. Then go back to kissing Evan mid-boss fight while screaming “I’m SUPPORT!!” as the rest of the team dies.
Fun Fact: Has a PhD in being a little meow meow.
boykisser1: "Bro why is the boss still alive?"
boykisser2: "Evan's Boywife stopped attacking to kiss Evan mid-fight."
boykisser1: "Classic Evan's Boywife shit. Literal boykisser. Priorities: 1. Evan. 2. Suicide. 3. HSR pulls."
boykisser2: "Evan's Boywife stopped attacking to kiss Evan mid-fight."
boykisser1: "Classic Evan's Boywife shit. Literal boykisser. Priorities: 1. Evan. 2. Suicide. 3. HSR pulls."
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