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e-bondage

A fetish similar to bondage, S&M, domination(commonly refered to as BDSM that primarily involves computer equipment(peripherals, cables, etc.) Common e-bondage equipment includes Cat-5 cable, Compact disks(if a male is the one being subjected to the bondage), flash drives, soldering irons, USB 2.0(its backwards compatible so thats alright), floppy disks(for nostalgic Dominatrixes), and other devices that can plug directly into ports.
Dude, have you met that e-dominatrix? She is so much better with the Cat-5 than that psycho at Club Vondersexxx.
by Level 11-ty ninja March 27, 2005
mugGet the e-bondagemug.

E-SHOUTING

Emailing or texting all in upper case letters. Either aggressively to make a point or in ignorance not knowing how to cancel CapsLock.
Knowing that he was losing the terrgument he pressed CapsLock, AND KEPT IT ON FOR THE REST OF THE DAY, E-SHOUTING his way out of defeat.

She was so ignorant that she was e-shouting and offending everyone when she forgot to cancel CapsLock and E-SHOUTED AT EVERYONE ALL DAY.
by urbanboi June 10, 2010
mugGet the E-SHOUTINGmug.

E-Roach

This is the equivalent of a roach for blunts or joints but for marijuana oil vape cartridges. If you’re running low on oil inside of a cartridge and it’s almost empty, it is considered an E-Roach.
Person 1: Aye let me get a hit of your cart

Person 2: I would but it’s an e-roach right now
by Fooyy March 3, 2019
mugGet the E-Roachmug.

E-chivalry

The attempt, by a man, to pursue a woman with as many electronic and impersonal forms of communication as possible. Usually not judged to be successful by the pursued.
Denise: Remember that guy I met at the bar last Thursday?

Betty: Yeah, he seemed nice.

Denise: Well, he texted me, facebook-messaged me, e-mailed me, and twittered about me to ask me out on a date. I'm sick of e-chivalry! I just want them to ask me out in person!

Betty: What a loser.
by Jaded Single Girl June 13, 2010
mugGet the E-chivalrymug.

E-Swagger

E-Swagger is someone showing off there swagger over the Internet.
Damn that kid has some E-Swagger
by THEMAINACSONICE October 1, 2009
mugGet the E-Swaggermug.

E-ride

Adjective. Used to describe something that's over the top in terms of excitement; an exhilarating experience.
Origin: Archaic, dating back to the '50s. From Disneyland's old system of ticket-books. The A-D Tickets were for the okay rides. An E-Ticket was your ticket to the best rides, E-rides, ie. the Matterhorn, Pirates of the Caribbean, etc.
Jeez!!! Driving home with Jacob after the party was an E-ride.
by paul page August 8, 2005
mugGet the E-ridemug.

E-Rub

Snapchat is great for an e-rub.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
mugGet the E-Rubmug.

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