how to be depressed

Ask out your crush. Her answer will either make you depressed or happy!

"Hey, i like you!" you say.
"Everyone hates you, just go away." She replies
You cry and become depressed.
This is how to be depressed.

by fashionable gamer June 18, 2021

Depression

Not a thing caused by listening to Billie Eilish. It's a mental desease often cause by school, loneliness and social anxiety in some case, some toxic families, and this little shit wants you do die.

Me: Shows visible signs of depression.
My mom: Is that laziness?

by Onerandomboi August 29, 2021

depressed

you

"you are depressed"

by the_dumb_one February 4, 2020

Politically Depressed

Principled people feel an unshakable, deep depression set in when the wrong politics is winning in their government or culture.

That person is “politically depressed”.

After xyz won the election, I’m in a haze, daze, and/or stupor. I honestly feel politically depressed. In the clinical sense of that word. He’s been in office for YEARS and I still can’t shake the deep depression that has set in.

by Sue Denim September 4, 2020

Depression

A disease which is caused by school. Mostly from exams and homework. A bad test mark also causes sadness. Which I am going through right now.

I got a bad test mark
I am so depressed
I literally have depression right now

by wejustfoenem December 3, 2021

Pope-Partum Depression

When the Pope leaved your city and everyone has a hard time getting themselves back to normal

Philadelphians are experiencing Pope-partum depression after the wonderful and spiritual visit from Pope Francis.

by JiLo November 13, 2015

Depression

When you feel helpless,lost, confused, drained, empty. You feel like you're not good enough so you turn to self harm and man it feels great. Your life feels screwed up or maybe you feel screwed up. It takes time to heal and yes it's a working process. Maybe you're alone and afraid to ask for help. "what if they think I'm seeking attention". It doesn't matter what they think as long as your getting the help you want/need. Stay strong people...

Friend: "Hey what's wrong"

Me: I feel so drained and exhausted I think I have depression"

Friend: "oh..."

by I love Nery <3 December 13, 2022