My dad is roblox

what a big noob would say when they are refused robux

noob:"WOAH U HAVE LIMITED CAN I HAVE ROUX1/1??!?1/?!/!?!?!?1/?1?!??!/!?!??1//1?!?"
me: Sorry, i only give robux to my fre-
noob: "PLS PLES PLEASE"
me:sorry bud, no.
noob:"MY DAD IS ROBLOX HE WILL BAN YOU!!11!1!1!!!!1!!"

by thegolddoggy(roblox) April 12, 2021

GIRLFRIEND X DAD

im sorry what? are you ok do you need help what would ship that WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY Y WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY Y WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY FUCK YOU NO NO ONE SHOULD SHIP THESE

jake: i ship GIRLFRIEND X DAD
\everyone: what

jake: what

at that momment jake as died

by eeeeeeaeee May 26, 2021

Little League Dad

A little league dad is the male equivalent to a soccer mom;
white

middle-upper middle class
office drone
kids have names like hannah, tyler, becky, and zachary
kids usually enrolled in 1 or more extra-curricular activity (mainly little league baseball)
Usually a decently nice person, but when they're in the stands when their kid is at the bat, they are BLOODTHIRSTY.

Person 1: "I was walking by a baseball game, and when some kid got a home run, this dude fucking LOST IT."
Person 2: "Definitely a little league dad."

by Phazerrr July 7, 2022

My dad James

The most incredible, amazing, and awesomest person on the entire planet. He has the coolest beard and hats and he is the most incredible person to ever exist and I love him so so so so so so much!!!!

My dad James is the best dad ever! He bought me a game I’ve always wanted for $30 on my ps4 because he loves me more than anything. 💖

by James’ daughter July 25, 2022

POV: your dad

Your fucking dad is gone and not buying milk

Person 1: hey
Person 2: what
Person 1: POV: your dad *randomly disappears*

by aawfasd August 17, 2022

Twink Bottom Dad

A Twink Bottom Dad is a term to describe discord user Le Poisson, also known as Abuelo and Old British Man. He is very much a twink, i have seen his fits and while they were very slay, it does confirm he’s a twink. He’s also a bottom bc his gf told me so. Also he adopted me so therefore he’s a dad, hence the name.

Hey have u seen the Twink Bottom Dad?

No but he better get me fucking light up sketchers.

by Balls savage (real) August 29, 2022

stay-at-home Dad

A man who has chosen to take the traditionally female role of tacking care of the kids and other household tasks, such as cooking and cleaning. Stay-at-home Dads are usually people who have failed at other manly pursuits, and lack any real skills or expertise.

Zachary is a Stay-at-home Dad because his wife makes all the money, and he sits at home playing computer games and arguing on the internet all day.

by Sorcery March 12, 2009