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Brandon

Oh, that useless Brandon, it's fucked....
by MrIndi October 3, 2023
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Oh who ist that?
It's brandon, the smelly Guy.
by WganahJnaanksam November 22, 2021
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Brandon

handsome, sexy and smart. Libro in moon and caprisun in Venus. Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Around the age of 3-20 and born between September to December.
wow that is so brandon
by thisisnotbrendon November 22, 2021
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Canny camp nd that
You know brandon.

He is canny camp and that
by Duxh November 22, 2021
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The most unfunny piece of shit you'll ever meet. Brandon is the worst fucking person you will ever meet and if you name your kid this, you should be ashamed of your existence.
Guy 1: "Bro is that Brandon?"
Guy 2: "I hope he gets hit by a bus."
by 12F0rtniteGamer November 22, 2021
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Has a long gurrrrrthy juicy d*ck
If u see Brandon suck him off
by Cool guy November 22, 2021
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He looks mean on the outside , but deep down inside he has a kind heart for others. He’s the type of guy to have no friends, no girlfriends, just himself. Dating him means dropping your guy best friend, otherwise he will find him and put a bounty on him. Most Brandon’s also have back problems. Perhaps it is because they have to carry that giant phat cock around.
Yo look at Brandon! He’s such a loser complaining about his back a lot.
by definitelynotbrandon November 22, 2021
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