2 Goat

When Muhammad makes a really good trade offer.

“OK my friend. For you, 2 goat”

by MdstandsforMYDICK April 23, 2023

hose goat

Usually refers to a borzoi, but can be used for any long nosed dog (silken wolfhound, etc.).

Person 1: Bro, is that a cryptid?
Person 2: No, that's just my pet hose goat.

by d0gl0g February 20, 2025

throat goat syndrome

someone that gives the best oral head in the world.

Hi Jake! , I just found out I have throat goat syndrome, wanna find out?

by Sickonegro February 14, 2022

Cutie Goat

Cutie goat is the cutest most goatest goat you will ever say, he is the most intelligent, sexy and all around best person to ever grace the planet

“Did you see how sexy cutie goat is today”
“Ya that’s just cutie every day”

by The Shevmeister November 23, 2021

goat burp

Adverb: When a burp is so smelly that it smells like goat.

After eating garlic sausage and drinking a Ginger ale I Goat Burped everyone in the car; the smell was so bad they gaged.

by Goatburp February 15, 2021

Goats your float

A condescending phrase used to express indifference to someone who has an opposing (wrong) opinion.

Dude 1: "The Earth is flat - I have proof!"
Dude 2: "Whatever goats your float, man."

by GoatYourFloat December 19, 2022

Goat vomit green butt nugget

first off we need to start out with what is known as the Appalachian brand but it's an Appalachian aborigine from that waitress that is here is a butt nugget from the butt of that Appalachian and color in nature is Go bomb the green

Have you seen my latest goat vomit green butt nugget?

by Honkyclanoftheapplacianbrand November 03, 2023