sucks to be you

When someone says something bad that happened, is happening, or is going to happen.

"Your girlfriend's fucking your brother? Sucks to be you."

by Th'Squeekah June 13, 2004

fork you

The same as fuck you but less harsh

I told that bitch to go "fuck herself" and she said "fork you"!

by R-DoggCA May 15, 2006

thank you

To be gratefull for something.

Thanks for a good fuck.

by Dysfunction September 7, 2003

Is you rollin

Rolling on Ecstasy.

Did you pop that pill? Is you rollin yet?

by X girl January 17, 2008

You Dumb

A term used often in place of a lengthy insult regarding someones intelligence, commonly this term is used when the party it is directed at is believed to only have the ability to comprehend two words at one time.

Jimmy says "I went out back yesterday and stole my dogs fun stick"
Bob retorts "Jimbo... You dumb."

by aidstroll May 25, 2007

you smoke, you croak

A replacement for "you snooze, you lose." A phrased used when someone is taking their sweet ass time smoking a cigarette, and in doing so have missed an opportunity. This is generally the result of a single smoker idly wasting the time of several non-smokers, causing the non-smokers to abandon him.
The "croak" part refers to the fact that they're eventually going to die of lung cancer anyway.

You readu to go?
Joe: "Wait, where's Mike?"

Mack: "He's out back, having a smoke. Duh."

Joe: "Aren't we going to wait for him?"

Mack: "You smoke, you croak. He can walk."

Mike: (has violent coughing spasm)

by Proto-Ham Sandwich March 29, 2015

as if you did that

1.when you say as if you did that you mean i cant beleive you did that

kathryn-"i sucked jimmys cok" lisa-"omg as if you did that"

by Ann-marie October 1, 2005